I almost hesitate to bring this to anyone's attention, except that it's total brazenness and the ridiculous fortune-telling nature of it's message should serve as a reminder that most financial media,

particularly CNBC, offer absolutely no value to anyone except lottery ticket buyers.

The British accent is a nice touch, although I would have had him wear a lab coat for added credibility.

Do not panic.  Close your ears and slowly approach your television.  Turn it off, unplug it, and put it in a closet for the remainder of your investing lifetime.