Is your adviser a Russian spy?

As if investors need anything else to worry about these days, news recently surfaced that one of the ten recently deported Russian spies was a financial adviser.

"Indeed, for the past 13 years, Ms. Murphy, whose real name is Lydia Guryev, worked as an adviser at Morea Financial Services Inc. in New York, where she reportedly earned an annual salary of $135,000. She was also a certified financial planner and a member of the New York chapter of the Financial Planning Association."

I guess it shouldn't be too surprising that the financial industry attracts more than its share of greed and corruption.

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"People who want to get rich fall into temptation and a trap and into many foolish and harmful desires that plunge men into ruin and destruction."

-- 1 Timothy 6:9

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Are we in a time machine?

I am rereading Global Investing, one of the best accounts of financial market history ever written.

In the preface, here's a telling commentary on the environment at the time the book was written:

"New types of financial instruments were created by the score while others, such as junk bonds, lost favor.  In the United States, a declining real estate market and regulatory failures combined to undermine the entire financial services sector.  The savings and loan industry was the first casualty, and banks and insurance companies threatened to follow.  As we write this (1993), the general economic recession has entered its second year."

Are we in a time machine?

"What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again.  There is nothing new under the sun."
-- Ecclesiastes 1:9


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Beware of Yale professors bearing investment advice

Two Yale professors have recently decided to write a book advocating "Why young people should buy stocks on margin."
 
File it under the worst idea in the history of bad ideas.
 
Let's suppose for a moment that it weren't such a bad idea.  There are some fairly large obstacles to its implementation.
 
Number one, company retirement plans and IRAs don't allow borrowing on margin (sound legislation since the rest of the world knows its not a good idea to leverage up with one's retirement funds).
 
Number two, the few investment vehicles that employ a leveraged strategy are fatally flawed.  Leveraged ETFs as an example, because they are based on tracking a multiple of an index on a daily basis, often produce wildly distorted returns from what one would expect (for a good piece on the danger of such funds, read John Waggoner's "When leveraged funds are bad, they're very, very bad.")
 
Even if you could pull it off, there's a huge danger involved:  leverage (borrowing to invest) creates a situation where you can potentially lose more than you invest.
 
Imagine a 20-something investor (who by definition has zero investment experience) leverages up and invests all of his money and then some in the stock market in October of 2008.
 
The market plummets 50% in less than six months and during the fall he repeatedly has to pull money that he probably doesn't have out of his pocket to cover the margin calls on his disappearing nest egg.
 
A 50% loss takes a 100% gain to recoup.  At two to one leverage the required gain is substantially greater and that assumes he has the emotional maturity and the additional capital to weather the storm.
 
It doesn't matter how long your time horizon is, to quote Warren Buffett, "In order to succeed, you must first survive."
 
Ironically, this brings to mind the late Yale Professor Irving Fisher who lost most of his personal money in the stock market despite his correct forecast of the 1929 stock market crash.  In an interesting twist, Yale bailed him out by purchasing his home and renting it back to him.
 
 Perhaps Yale professors are "too big to fail."
 
  
"Just as the rich rule the poor, so the borrower is servant to the lender."
Proverbs 22:7
 
"... he who gathers money little by little makes it grow."
Proverbs 13:11
 
"People who want to get rich fall into temptation and a trap and into many foolish and harmful desires that plunge men into ruin and destruction."
1 Timothy 6:9
 

 

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Fear and greed in the bible

"Do not fear" appears in every book of the bible.

Greed is mentioned more than a few times as well.

There's definitely an investing lesson here...

"So do not fear for I am with you.  Do not be afraid for I am your God.  I will strengthen you and help you.  I will uphold you with my righteous right hand."  -- Isaiah 41:10

"Do not worry about tomorrow for tomorrow will worry about itself.  Each day has enough trouble of its own." -- Matthew 6:34

"A greedy man brings trouble to his family, but he who hates bribes will live."  --Proverbs 15:27

"With their mouths they express devotion, but their hearts are greedy for unjust gain."  --Ezekiel 33:31

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The inmates are running the asylum: eight ideas to permanently break Social Security

When I saw this headline, 8 Possible Social Security Benefit Changes, I was naively hopeful that fiscal responsibilty had stealthily infiltrated its way into D.C.

Sadly, I couldn't have been more wrong.  The article gives eight possible "improvements" to the program including:
  • Guaranteeing a minimum benefit
  • Reducing work requirements for eligibility
  • Supplementing benefits for low-income single workers
  • Increasing survivor benefits and
  • Providing longevity insurance
Sorry to be such a wet blanket, but since it's common knowledge that Social Security is on a certain trajectory towards bankruptcy, shouldn't we be looking at how to make good on the existing promises rather than promising even more?

Related (courtesy of Wikipedia):

Ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation that pays returns to separate investors from their own money or money paid by subsequent investors, rather than from any actual profit earned. The Ponzi scheme usually entices new investors by offering returns other investments cannot guarantee, in the form of short-term returns that are either abnormally high or unusually consistent. The perpetuation of the returns that a Ponzi scheme advertises and pays requires an ever-increasing flow of money from investors to keep the scheme going...  Knowingly entering a Ponzi scheme, even at the last round of the scheme, can be rational economically if government bails out those participating in the Ponzi scheme. If governments use newly created currency to bail out the scheme victims, the newly printed currency will devalue the rest of the currency in circulation, meaning all holders of that currency will suffer inflation to the currency. However, Ponzi schemes cannot last forever.

"He deprives the leaders of the earth of their wisdom, he sends them wandering through a trackless waste.  They grope in darkness with no light.  He makes them stagger like drunkards."

-- Job 12:24-25

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Respect uncertainty

"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.  It's what you know for sure that just ain't so."
-- Mark Twain

As humans, we tend to have a very high opinion of ourselves, particularly when it comes to overestimating our skills and abilities.

This is abundantly apparent in our attempts to predict the future.  It's a particularly dangerous exercise when it comes to investing because not only are we woefully bad at predicting outcomes, but even when we get it right, it only "counts" if we were right and the market consensus was wrong (if we know something that everybody else knows, it's not terribly useful).

How much do you think you know about the future?
Cut it in half.  Ten times.  Now you may be close.

"Since no man knows the future, who can tell him what is to come?"
-- Ecclesiastes 8:7

"The race is not to the swift or the battle to the strong, nor does food come to the wise, or wealth to the brilliant, or favor to the learned, but time and chance happen to them all."
-- Ecclesiastes 9:11

"Cast but a glance at riches and they are gone, for they will surely sprout wings and fly off to the sky like an eagle."
-- Proverbs 23:5

Build an investment plan based on an unknowable future. 
Have a healthy respect for uncertainty.

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Think you're a genius? Take this online test to find out but don't invest based on high IQ

Think you're a genius?  Find out with a short, psychometrically valid IQ test.  But don't invest based on a high IQ (yours or anyone else's).

 

MENSA, the organization whose membership is limited to those who test in the top 2% of IQ's, had (and may still have) an investment club with shockingly bad results.

 

From Eleanor Laise’s article “If We’re So Smart, Why Aren’t We Rich?, Dow Jones Newswire, May 15, 2001:

 

"The club's recent record has been nothing short of a fiasco, thanks to an overweighting in trendy tech stocks and pitifully bad timing… all told, the club saw the value of its assets fall by more than 40 percent over the past 12 months. One member said 'we can screw up faster than anyone else'; another, a member since the mid-1960s, describes its investing strategy as 'buy low, sell lower...'  From 1986-2001, the club’s investments returned an average of 2.5 percent a year (versus, for example, the S&P 500’s 15.3 percent)."

 

Ouch.

 

And let's not forget the Nobel Laureate rocket scientists who brought the entire U.S. financial system to the brink of collapse via the hedge fund, Long Term Capital Management.

 

"For the foolishness of God is wiser than man's wisdom, and the weakness of God is stronger than man's strength."

1 Corinthians 1:25

 

"May I never boast except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, through which the world has been crucified to me, and I to the world"

Galatians 6:14

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