In his most recent installment of doom and gloom financial pornography, Paul Farrell writes:

Warning:  Crash dead ahead.  Sell.  Get Liquid.  Now.

Fascinating.

Particularly when you consider these excerpts from his book, The Lazy Person's Guide to Investing:

"The only solution is to be in the market all the time and stop jumping in and out." 

"Never try to time the market; it's too much of a gamble." 

"The market is totally random, irrational, and unpredictable." 

"Greed triggers a buying frenzy at the top of a cycle. Fear creates a selling panic at the bottom. Investors lose both ways."

and the kicker.... wait for it....

"The more I know, the more I know I just don't know, and neither does anyone else."

Another book by Paul Farrell:

The New Money A$trology Success Formulas